Welcome to Don Lorenzo
You are here to read my stories. I write them because I’m good at things. Where sensible people decide to fuck it and go home, I grab that last beer and go explore the neighborhood. Whatever I do, it usually turns out hilarious. Sometimes it’s stupid and embarrassing, but hilarious nonetheless.
I’ve decided to start writing these things down after people I’ve never met started to tell me stories about ‘some guy that’s a friend of a friend’ that did something absolutely amazing and it turned out to be me. If these strangers care about my exploits, maybe you will too. I write these stories mainly for your entertainment, but also for myself as a repository for the future in case I forget. So if you don’t like it and think I’m horrible, fuck you.
Use the menu at the top of the page to pick a story category or pick one of the most recent stories from the bottom of this page. After selecting a category the stories are accessible from the bottom of the page in a book outline. Use the buttons at the bottom of each story to leave a comment or browse to the next one.
I’m just back from travelling in South America so the stories in that section will be the most current.
If you like the site and my stories, consider sharing them with your friends, leaving a comment or visiting my facebook page. Publicity as well as criticism is always appreciated.
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